Prologue
"If this isn't a puzzlehunt, what could it be?", you interject.
"Life is one long puzzlehunt", your philosophical teammate replies.
"I'm stuck on this logic puzzle", your grid-enthusiastic teammate interjects as they point to an incomprehensible mess of lines and symbols. Everyone avoids eye contact with them.
"Should I index the clues or the answers?", your indecisive teammate inquires.
"Where's the complimentary pizza?", your hungry teammate asks.
The Puzzlehunt CMU staff member is standing still to the side, wearing a funny costume.
"I guess we'll start solving", you exclaim, as you make a spreadsheet to keep track of everything.