Prologue
"If this isn't a puzzlehunt, what could it be?", you interject.

"Life is one long puzzlehunt", your philosophical teammate replies.

"I'm stuck on this logic puzzle", your grid-enthusiastic teammate interjects as they point to an incomprehensible mess of lines and symbols. Everyone avoids eye contact with them.

"Should I index the clues or the answers?", your indecisive teammate inquires.

"Where's the complimentary pizza?", your hungry teammate asks.

The Puzzlehunt CMU staff member is standing still to the side, wearing a funny costume.

"I guess we'll start solving", you exclaim, as you make a spreadsheet to keep track of everything.