The weekend is finally here! Finally, a break from the capitalist machine that is the modern world. It's time to relax and play board games with your friends. Unannounced, Andrew walks in with a mischievous smile, holding a bright red box.

"Are yinz ready to play Monopoly?"

Suddenly, everyone is fuming.

"Monopoly takes so long!"

"And it's so boring! There's no strategy to it!"

"Trust me, this time - it'll be different...", Andrew replies.

You all sigh and gather around the dinner table as Andrew sets up the board.