Prologue
"We're hungry!"

Your team of puzzlers clamors from the back of the car.

"What if we stopped at this arbitrary blue and yellow department store food court," you suggest.

"I love the arbitrary blue and yellow department store's food court," everyone exclaims in unison.

The glass doors flutter ominously behind you as you enter the marbled surface. There's no one else there, but the buffet is full of food. What's on the menu?